Fun with captions today…and if you can’t come up with captions, you can still comment on the pictures.
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January 26, 2009 by TaysHarmonica
Fun with captions today…and if you can’t come up with captions, you can still comment on the pictures.
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Here I am first with not a sane thought in my head!
Anyway….
#1 “Shouldn’t a had tamales for lunch”
#2…”Cut to the chase fella, HOW MANY TICKETS DID YOU SELL TO THIS GIG?”
#3….”Ha! I took her blouse and she hasn’t even noticed!”
#4…”…Taylor, lets just mess up the hair a little and suck in that gut!”
#5…”She said what????”
#6…”I’m gonna getcha and then I’m gonna…”
photo 1: “Shit! Those chilly cheese fries are just sitting here!”
photo 2: “Signal me with your eyes, is Bill still standing right next to me? Really, he doesn’t have to follow me everywhere! ”
photo 3: “Did I just say ‘be there’ three times again? It’s like some kinda tic!”
photo 4: “I bless you in the name of Ray Charles. OK, photographer-lady, you can turn around now. He’s ready.”
photo 5: “She did NOT just offer us ice cream and cookies, did she? That’s better than a beer with the guys any day. Let’s go!”
photo 6: “And then the big scary spider walked right in front of me!”
I don’t know, I think I’m a little rusty!
I love photo captions, Bloggerina! π
1. “It hits me right in the heart when Boogie plays the theme from Love Story on his bass. Why did she have to die?”
2. “I wish I had a tuna sandwich. I hope Bill is taking notes, because I haven’t heard a word he’s saying. Am I supposed to sing a song or something?”
3. “When I saw the giant spider, I screamed! Then I realized it was my hand.”
4. In the midst of the media frenzy, Taylor Hicks realizes that he was only invited to participate as the “Bongo Stand-In.”
5. “Yeah, dude I know! Just imagine how bad it smells on the bus!”
6. “She was only this tall, but that Arizona gal had mad skills, if you know what I mean.”
I’m not very good with captions, but I love to read the captions everyone posts! Love all the photos! The first pic almost looks like he’s poking himself in the eye with the microphone! I never get tired of the seeing the many moods of Taylor! Thanks!
1: “I don’t know why. but everytime I thump my chest, I hit myself in the nose with the mic…..”
2: “Bill, am I still wired, cuz if he goes to hug me, I’m gonna zap him..!”
3: “I wrote the lyrics on my hand so I wouldn’t forget, but they’re all smudgy- what’ll I do now..??” …….OR……
3: “I can see my hand, man…. isn’t it beautiful..??”
4: “I heal you in the name of Jay-zus…. oh-sorry… that’s not a white cane…?”
5: “MY goodie bag… you guys find your OWN groupies..”
6: “You are in my power… now, at the count of 3, everybody quack like ducks….”
Great captions everyone. I’m not good at it, so I’ll just pop in later to read some more. These are great pics, btw.
Caryl and Soulaz you have my hysterical on a Monday morning and I really need to get to work….you guys are the best….these pics rock.
1. They only thought i could play harp with my nose…wait till I wow them by singing through it.
2. Dude you are so boring… I wonder if I look like I’m paying attention. Maybe Bill is distracting him and he won’t notice.
3. that’s right..Taylor “F*c*ing” Hicks is gangsta and in the Hoouuse!
4. Hey dude… I don’t need to be reminded I could’ve had a V-8!
5. And now as we finish the tour of Taylor’s body, the area I’m pointing too with the sharpie, is always a lively subject on RHS.
6. I knew I should have paid more attention when I was in Hawaii, this hula crap is harder than it looks. As long as I gyrate my hips, they’ll never notice my hands I hope.
1. “My shirt is pink isn’t it? Bill washed it with a pair of red socks.”
2. “Yeah.. ya think you got problems.. Bill is my shadow tour.”
3. “How many fingers do you see?.. Pick one..”
4. “Hmmm.. lets see.. The Great Golfini will now read your scalp.. you will take on a Broadway role, and your follicles tell me your hair will be able to withstand about one year of pompadours.”
5. “Ahh no.. this is my gift.. go on the bus and dig through another bag.. I’m not sharin’ this.”
6. “And now for my next act.. watch me pull an obscure tag outta my hat and have the cellcert people clog up google for the lyrics..”
1. I hit him with the best hook I have.
2. I said ‘don’t take my picture’
3. 3!! I told her 3 times times ‘don’t take my picture’
4. It sounds just like a bongo drum.
5. No more sharpies!
6. Air piano.
I am just not good at all with the imagination. But, I sure do love the pics and reading everyone’s captions. I especially love #6.
1. Yes, I am the Big Boss Man
2. What is clive doing over there dressed as a cheerleader
3. Taylor signals to Felix — only 3 more songs and we can go to the bathroom
4. Sorry dude — the grey stays
5. No Bill, I don’t have a purple sharpie in the bag
6. TAAA DAAAH!
Thanks TH — good and fun shots.
I loved the captions. Great fun.
1. What time is it?
2. ooopppsss
3. See I can count by three’s
4. I told you not to hit the ball that way, it would hit you in the head.
5. Bill, that’s a funny one.
6. CALM DOWN!!!!
#1 That was not a good cheeseburger.
#2 You lookin’ at me?
#3 I’ve sung this song how many times?
#4 Somebody didn’t yell fore.
#5 Rock, paper, scissors………
#6 I’ve gotta learn that hand jive somehow.
Caryl1, I think your caption for photo #4 is hysterical!!………
photo 4: βI bless you in the name of Ray Charles. OK, photographer-lady, you can turn around now. Heβs ready.β
They’re all great, but that one just made me laugh out loud for some reason!! LOL
I think you all must be the cleverest people on the planet. I can’t begin to come up with the things so many of you seem to. Sure enjoy just looking though.
Caption Day? On a Monday?? ARRRRRRRGGGGH!
I LOVE CAPTION DAY.
This is my 14 hour work day. I barely have time to type this. Have fun everybody. I’ll read your creative thoughts tonight and sob just a little for not being able to join in on the fun.
OMG soulaz, I’ve got tears running down my face I’m laughing so hard
“4. In the midst of the media frenzy, Taylor Hicks realizes that he was only invited to participate as the βBongo Stand-In.β
Im not good at captions, but apparently you guys are GREAT about it! Thx for the smiles and great shots!
1. “Sometimes when I think about what a bargain these JCPenney shirt three-packs are, I get all verklempt”.
2. “Yeah right. It was th-a-a-a-t big. Sure, dood, whatever you say.”
3 “This is Picture #3 on RHS, right?”
4. This was the one picture that I simply couldn’t think of a good caption for. It is just so funny on so many different levels. A lot of people have come up with some great captions, though!
5. “Uh, Bill, this guy behind me looks a little tooooo happy. Let’s jump in the van and get outta here!”
6. “Air guitar my ass — I can do Ray Charles’ air keyboards!”
I’ve been giggling at so many of these today . . . π
Linn’s # 3
Caryl’s # 4
sallyannlady’s # 6
Trixi’s # 5
Harp’s # 4
Carole’s # 3
Juliegr’s # 6
jerseyirish’s # 4
Chrissie’s # 5
Those are my favorites of everyone’s hilarious submissions so far. π
Enjoyed everyone’s cleverness…..I’m not good at these but this hit me immediately for #3 and since no one else came up with it, I’ll toss it out…….#3….”I think this is a barking dog in hand shadow pictures…..well, maybe not”
Love the last photo …..I so need a live show!
(1) That’s what I get for eating that two day old tamale!
(2) If Bill doesn’t make this guy shut up I’m gonna have to hit him with my wet noodle!!
(3) “I hope it doesn’t stay like this…”
(4)-Sorry-I can’t top the Ray Charles thing.
(5) This is my Groucho Marx face!!
(6) Ok Felix THIS is how I Taylorize ’em all at once!
Great captions, everyone! I wonder if the guy in pic #4 is Taylor’s hairdresser?! Oh, and I LOVE the jeans in #1 and the pose in #6. Classic! Thanks, TH. π
#1 Excuuuuuse me……………….
Captions? I’m sorry, I haven’t been able to get past the jeans in photo#1.