I’m Merv Griffonica and I welcome you to the RHS Dating Game!
Will it be bachelor # 1, bachelor # 2 or bachelor # 3?
February 17, 2009 by TaysHarmonica
I’m Merv Griffonica and I welcome you to the RHS Dating Game!
Will it be bachelor # 1, bachelor # 2 or bachelor # 3?
OMG, TaysH! You made me guffaw out loud! (I’ll definitely pick bachelor #3, ’cause I’m just goofy that way…) Love them! 🙂
ROFL
Hysterically.
omg what a goof he is. I mean that #3 is my kind of guy!!
lmao
Bachelor number one:
If I climbed a ladder.. where would I land if I took the fall?
Bachelor number two:
I’ve had a hell of day.. would you rub this brown eyed girls feet or run baby run?
Bachelor number three:
If I picked you.. what would seal the deal?
perv lmao. This gets better I think.
I think #3 is still my pick. I would pick goofy over mushy any day. Perv that was too funny. A ladder? omg
This question is for all the bachelors..
Do you play an instrument?
Wink..
Bachelor number one says he plays the heart strings
Bachelor number two says it’s in his hand
Bachelor number three says he’s a fast learner
I’ll ask the tough questions…
Bachelor # 1, do you floss your teeth before brushing or do you brush first and then floss?
Bachelor # 2, stick deodorant or spray deodorant?
Bachelor # 3, boxers or……wrestlers?
TaysHarmonica..
The bachelors have answered your burning questions:
1. He brushes and flosses and rinses at the same time-in the shower, but, he really didn’t need to add that bit of information.
2. Whatever’s on sale.
3. Depends on the night.
gawd I love him. BWAHAHAHHA.
Perv Griffon…LOL!
Bachelor #1: Will you be honest or just feed me some BS because you think it’s what I want to hear?
Bachelor #2: Do you like big boobs and tight bums or tight boobs and big bums?
Bachelor #3: I saw your photo…you look like someone who needs a girlfriend who can dance, cook, listen, and bail you out of jail from time to time. What’s your sign baby?
😉
what are “wrestlers”?
LMAO Seger! Feelin a lil sassy today??? : )
Seger, they wear little outfits and roll around on a mat and try to pin each other down. LOL
SegerHicks the bachelors have answered:
1. I won’t give you the runaround.
2. The big boss man likes everything a little tightened up.
3. That whole jail thing was a rumor.. almost lost both arms in a wrasslin’ match.. my sign is Libra.. but my ruling planet is Venus.
LMAO!
TaysHarmonica…you’ve got a LIVE one here!
If I were single I’d go out with all three of the bachelors because they seem like excellent male specimens who would make me laugh!
what are “wrestlers’ for real?
I wanna play! I wanna play!
Damn work schedule!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I’m in lust with Perv Griffon (does that make me fancy?)
I’ll take #3!!!!!!
Love me some goofy Tay!!
Today I will take Bachelor #1…love a man who will beg my affections with a harmonica in his hand. Portends things to come.
I have to take #2, I’m a sucker for a wink….
Love goofy #3, but adore serious #1, thanks for the goodies!!! 🙂
Are wrestlers the same as “tighty- whiteys”?
I am afraid that I did a search on this and wound up on a very visually interesting men’s underwear website that included wrestling gear for men.
2 hours later….. :-)…. no definitive answer. lol.
Segerhicks, c’mon, gf! Wrestlers are wrestlers. Boxers can be underwear or they can be people who box. She was making a funny!!
Gee, I wonder why you never see soulaz and Perv Griffon in the same room at the same time?
🙂
Apparently, bachelor number three was pretty vague in his “wrestler” answer.
😆
I’m going with number 3. Love to laugh.
“Segerhicks, c’mon, gf! Wrestlers are wrestlers. Boxers can be underwear or they can be people who box. She was making a funny!! ”
Yeah, I imagined they were some new thong thingy for men called “wresters”….LOL! My friend THawks PMd me and straightened me out on that one.
I think soulaz would know that it is spelled GRIFFIN and not Griffon as in Merv to the Perv. Whoever Perv G. is, he/she gave us a good laugh today and referenced tons of Taylor’s music!
What a doofus! This is what’s so adorkable about him – he knows how to make fun and not be too full of himself.
Fun pics Tays!
SegarHicks.. Spelling was never my strong point. I got an A in broken hearts and my degree in crying.
Stand back-this WAS my show ya know–
Bachelor #1: If you REALLY wanted to make a girl putty in your hands really fast, what look would you use?
Bachelor #2: If you were to ever get underwear back from the laundry with love letters from girls, what would those letters say?
Bachelor #3-Just by using a facial expression-give your best impression of your favorite Disneyworld character–
Anybody wanna guess the answers?
When he said (in a shot unpictured here) “blahblahblah…..looking for love” the look in his eyes read plainly..”This is THEIR script!”
Fun-ny!
Loved ya’lls comments, too.
I can’t make up my mind, so I’m afraid I will have to take all three! All three photos, yes even #3, are all so good! I love them all! I sure envy the gal who gets to go on that date! Thanks so much TH! How DO you do it, day after day? You’re good!
Bachelor #1, show us your best “puppy-dog” face- you know- the one that will make a girl do whatever you want…
Bachelor #2, you just lost a contact- what’s the first thing you would do?
Bachelor #3, you take your girl home after your date, and things start to get a bit romantic. All of a sudden, she whips off her wig, and it’s Chris Daughtry- what’s your reaction?
I think I choose all 3……
Number two for sure
Bachelor #2. That wink puts him at a whole new level.
Too cute all of this!
I got to run to school thankfully, so I can escape the insanity. But the asylum I am heading to comes in close second to this place and all of Hicks’ fandom online. lol.
Seriously thanks for the laughs and the smile, I needed that today.
I’ll still take #3 but if he gets taken I will settle for a combo platter of #1 and the good twin of #2.
A2S
#2… the dimple!
#1 – Seriously, Darling — my name is Bob. I know, people tell me all the time I look like Taylor Hicks
#2 – Simon Cowell and I are really close. (wink, wink)
#3. Some dude outside said I owed him $20 ’cause he walked through my photo shoot. I said I’d bring the $20 right back out to him.
juliegr – Are you talking about my Bob who got away? Remember my Bob looked like Tay.
I’ll take Bachelor #1 – I like that “lost puppy” “please pick me” look.
Hopefully this is a trick and the 3 bachelors are triplets. I could fit all 3 into my schedule!!
hahaha, coincidence, SueinMD. Taylor made this comment in an interview last year (I think it was in CT). If I remember right, he said he was in a fast food store and someone told him he looked like Taylor Hicks and he replied he get told that all the time –and said “my name is Bob”.
Me, myself and I will have all three please–ty!
SallyAnnLady “Bachelor #3, you take your girl home after your date, and things start to get a bit romantic. All of a sudden, she whips off her wig, and it’s Chris Daughtry- what’s your reaction?”
Many funny comments today. But SAL you made me spit my coffee all over my computer. Very funny.
I love this place. To comment or not to comment? I get kicked off my computer everytime I comment. I just couldn’t pass up today.
By the way. I’ll take the winking Taylor. And the other 2 too.
I choose bachelor #2. When I saw the wink on the video, it took me to a very nice place!
Jim Lange- Aren’t you from the Newlywed Game? 😯
# 1 makes me melt; #2 makes me flirt; & #3 just cracks me up!! I will take all 3.
You’re right Julie, it was during the interview at the Hartford Marriott here in CT that he said the Bob thing — it was in April 2007, so it was almost two years ago.
That part was in one of my videos that I had on YouTube, but since my account was murdered, it’s no longer available there 😦
But I can upload it to Vimeo if anyone wants to see it again 😀
Perv,
The Newlywed Game was hosted by Bob “whoopie” Eubanks.
“SegarHicks.. Spelling was never my strong point. I got an A in broken hearts and my degree in crying.”
Nice work spelling Seger with an A. 😉
Oh and Caryl was right about my wrestlers question…it was just sort of a pun (I guess I get 4 out of 5 stars on that one) 😛
I have to Take Bachelor Number 3 …. Im into funny wacky guys who will do anything to make me laugh…..
Nice catch Seger 😉
What’s the difference between Bob Eubanks and Bob Barker?
I love bachelor #1…adore bachelor #2….but I have to say I would pick bachelor #3…..I love that crazy and wild guy!!!!!!!!!!!
It’s Febuary sweeps. How come Taylor didn’t come to my show? We could have made a deal.
I’ll take bachelor…#3…I like a man who can be Goofy and handsome at the same time.
No, he should’ve come on MY show! Love Connection gets better ratings than anything else this side of the Donna-Dixon line.
I’m the new host of The Bong Show if anyone is interested in tuning in. I’d better get going, I’ve got the raging munchies for some reason!
Julie,very funny My name is Bob, He doesnt look like a Bob, will he actually be on TV this week?
TaysHarmonica asks “What’s the difference between Bob Eubanks and Bob Barker”?
None! I think Bob Barker figured out long ago that he could stretch his 58 years on TV by doning a face mask and creating an alter ego named “Bob Eubanks”. Notice “Eubanks” has a number of letters in common with “Barker”. 😉
emmieo4 – yes, Taylor Hicks is appearing on the Regis and Kelly show both 2/18 when he selects his date from “Dating with the Stars” and 2/19 when he returns to describe his date!
YIKES!!! 😉
I think you mean 2/19 and 2/20, Julie 😀
I think what everyone wants to know is, who would win in a Bob to Bob jello wrestling match? 😛
You guys crack me up.
Nice pun, TH. *tries to pry hook from side of mouth*
The game show hosts name drops are killing me!
Michael Phelps and the Bong show!
ROFL
LMFAO
i am dying here today. please let me live…
omg that was classic.
still cracking up…rofl
dying here
🙂
As a respected certified and bona fide wrestler, I have to tell you that I take offense at all these wrestling cracks, and I am now drafting a class-action lawsuit with my attorney, Nacho Libre, esquire.
Oh and Phelps, be sure not to throw the baby out with the bongwater.
Hulk, I think all those steroids have gone to your brain.
I was going to apply for that dating game.. I used to be a beautiful lass..
Bachelor number three resembles some guy that sings about me from time to time.
But, since that tragic wrasslin match.. now I have to type with my nose.
Shut it Hogan.
I applied too Milo. Wee wrestlers get no respect.
I’ll pick soulful Bachelor #1!!
Soooo cute!!
Baby and bong water? Am I in the right place?
Lordy this blog has taken a seriously strange turn…
It is nice to see the humor. It sounds lke ALL is well in Taylor land, and it should be…because what’s right IS right. Good job Taylor!! I am beaming as much as he is today I think…
Phelps and bong water…wow now that really spoiled ALL of my lingering phantasies of HIM!
Thanks phor that.
lol
🙂
Come to think of it I think someone else is playing little water bowlo today it seems….makes me wonder who that is?
I realized it because as I watched the posts I saw various personalities emerge then disappear…
That must have been a symptom called the munchies and I am holding on tight so I don’t get eaten too.
I advise you all to cling to something nearby as there is a virtual pac man on this blog.
I’d take any of the three,really not picky here,lol!
Hmm-lets see-MY turn–
Bachelor #1–If you were a hypnotist what would be your best “get the girl every time” look?
Bachelor #2: Give me your best “I like Clive Davis” face-
Bachelor #3: How would you subtly communicate to me that you’d rather be playing golf?
BTW-to Jim Lange-I KNOW THE ANSWERS!!!!
1–THIS ONE
2–I can’t say on TV
3–HEYYYYYY GOOOFFFFYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh and yes- Jim Lange WAS the host of the original Dating Game-I used to watch it all the time just for laughs–
Bob Eubanks was the host of the Newlywed Game (subtitled What Happens if You Marry the One You Met on
Jim’s show!!)–which progressed to
Bob Barker-“The Price is Right”–for the Divorce-unless you win a car or a vacation!!
Its all good!
ROTFLMAO, #3 !!!
Best evah, this is hysterical!
I pick No. 3, love the pic, but in the video after this, that laugh he does – gets me everytime. It just so unbelievable how one person can be so damn cute ( all the time)……
OMG this is the funniest thing I’ve read in ages. As for the bachelors…..after much thought….maybe a nano second….I’ll take all three!
This thread has been so entertaining, and I have nothing to add except bwahahahaaaaaa!! Thanks for the caps, the game and the phunny…. 🙂
Oh, and I’ll take a boatload of #3 😀